Wednesday, July 11, 2012
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Sardar jee ne apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha. 
Logo ne poochha ki kyon maar rahay hoo.... 
Mere jis dost ko bhi phone pe baat karte hoay dekhta hoon,
us ko poch ta hoon ki kis se baat kar raha ho, to har koi kehta hai.............
TERI BHABHI SE...
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hahahah yeh b par
Suhag raat mein Santa ne biwi se poochha: "Tu shadi se pehle kabhi chudi hai?"
Biwi: Ji kabhi nahi.
Santa: Mere paas sex-meter hai, laga ke dekh loonga, sach sach bata de.
Biwi: Ji ek baar, galti se ho gaya tha.
Santa: sach bata, mere paas sex-meter hai
Biwi: Ji 10-12 baar thuk chuki hoon,
Santa: Dekh le, mere paas sex meter hai,,,,,,,,sach pata laga loonga
Biwi: Ja........ja..... laga le meter, jitni baar mein thuki hoon, utne number to tere meter mein bhi inahi honge.
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