Santa jokes... very funny

Man Mohan was reading

Financial Times Headlines.......

 

"Microsoft buys yahoo messenger for 8.5 billion........."

 

He say....."Ohhhh pagla kahin ka.......

 

khareedne ki kya jaroorat thi, download kar leta"

Santa:  Yaar, yeh Veg or Non Veg films kaun si hoti hain?

Banta:  Jis film ko dekh ke aankh mein paani aaye, wo veg hoti hai, 

aur agar underwear mein paani aaye to non veg....