Friday, March 02, 2012
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| Santa Badi Roni Si Surat Bana Kar Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Rote Hue Doctor Ko Apni Problem Batane Laga Santa: "Main Sidha Khada Hokar Halka Sa Jhuk Kar… Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon… Tab Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Hota Hai…" Doctor Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bola: "Achha, Par Aisa Tu Apni Gaand Marwane Ke Liye Karta Hai?" Santa: "To Bhosdi Ke Underwear Kaise Pehnu" |
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
March 02, 2012
Joke: Underwear
Police ne pakda. x joke
Sharabi sardar jees
Sardar buyes a tv
| Sardar- Ye TV ki kya kimat hai? Salesman: 10 thausand. Sardar- something special? Salesman-Light chali jaye to apne aap off ho jata hai, Sardar- Lajawab, chalo pack kardo. |
Sardar ki shadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta
March 01, 2012
February 28, 2012
Ek Bihari Ki Biwi Kisi Jagah Par Form Bharne Jati Hai,#
Ek Bihari Ki Biwi Kisi Jagah Par Form Bharne Jati Hai,
Wo Apne Saato Bacho Ka Naam Pappu Dal Deti Hai.
Paas Beithi Ek Aurat Dekhti Hai Aur Hairan Hokar Puchti Hai.
Aurat: “Kya Apke Sabhi Bachon Ka Naam Pappu Hai?”
Biwi: “Haan Kyu?”
Aurat: “To Aap Apne Bachon Mein Se Kisi Ek Ko Bulati Hogi To Sabi Aa Jaate Honge Na?”
Biwi: “Nahi Aate”
Aurat: “Kaise?”
Biwi: “Kyu Ki Sabi Ke Surname Alag-Alag Hai Jaise Ki Pappu Singh, Pappu Yadav , Pappu Patel, Pappu Shetty , Pappu Banerjee , Pappu Patil Aur Pappu Khan.“
Wo Apne Saato Bacho Ka Naam Pappu Dal Deti Hai.
Paas Beithi Ek Aurat Dekhti Hai Aur Hairan Hokar Puchti Hai.
Aurat: “Kya Apke Sabhi Bachon Ka Naam Pappu Hai?”
Biwi: “Haan Kyu?”
Aurat: “To Aap Apne Bachon Mein Se Kisi Ek Ko Bulati Hogi To Sabi Aa Jaate Honge Na?”
Biwi: “Nahi Aate”
Aurat: “Kaise?”
Biwi: “Kyu Ki Sabi Ke Surname Alag-Alag Hai Jaise Ki Pappu Singh, Pappu Yadav , Pappu Patel, Pappu Shetty , Pappu Banerjee , Pappu Patil Aur Pappu Khan.“
Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.
Pappu Apne Friend Golu Ko Bata Raha Thha.
Pappu: “Pichle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”
Golu: “Fir?”
Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”
Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne”
Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di“
Pappu: “Pichle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladayi Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”
Golu: “Fir?”
Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”
Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahut Bura Kiya Usne”
Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hun, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bej Di“
Girl: “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive
Girl: “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”
Boy Replies: “Ya Baby, I Know, How Sweet Of You, You So Caring, I’m Lucky To Have you”
Now
Boy To Boy : “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”
Boy Replies: “Apne Baap Ko Sikhayega Tu Sale“
Boy Replies: “Ya Baby, I Know, How Sweet Of You, You So Caring, I’m Lucky To Have you”
Now
Boy To Boy : “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”
Boy Replies: “Apne Baap Ko Sikhayega Tu Sale“
February 23, 2012
Ghar ki Bell baji
BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha
BV boli:
Naha rahe hen
Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.
Tungdast BV ne raqam le k Usko apna Badan dikha dia
Dost:
Sex kerne K 6000 or lelo
BV ne 6000 le k ye ijazat b dedi or wo kam kar k chala gaya
Shoher:
Kon tha?
BV:
Aapka dost jahangir tha
Shoher:
.
.
Us Harami pe to mere 11000 rupay UDHAR hen us ne diye kya?
BV boli:
Naha rahe hen
Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.
Tungdast BV ne raqam le k Usko apna Badan dikha dia
Dost:
Sex kerne K 6000 or lelo
BV ne 6000 le k ye ijazat b dedi or wo kam kar k chala gaya
Shoher:
Kon tha?
BV:
Aapka dost jahangir tha
Shoher:
.
.
Us Harami pe to mere 11000 rupay UDHAR hen us ne diye kya?
3. Is the Client Always Right?
A graphic designer on the phone with his client. Designer: Hi. I’m just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say “programs” for the third question. Client: No! What I sent along was
completely accurate. Just copy it over exactly as it says. I’ll explain it nice and slowly for you. Designer: “Please indicate which pogroms you’ve attended”? Client: Yeah, that should be programs.
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