Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi....SMS, Joke

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me "TOMI"

 

Saima Sahiba

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Ja Chuka Hai Chain Sara Song Lyrics

Ja Chuka Hai Chain Sara Ja Chuki Hai Har Khushi Ro Rahe Hain Dekha Tumne Kar Dia Itna Dukhi Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Tell Me, Say What, I' m Ready Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Just Like That Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Thats Right Ja Chuka Hai Chain Sara, Ja Chuki Hai Har Khushi Ro Rahe Hain Dekha Tumne, Kar Dia Itna Dukhi Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Say What Don' t You Think You Are Right Don' t You Start On A Fight This Is Serious, So Serious Can All Day, Can Go All Night Don' t You Think You Are Right Don' t You Start On A Fight This Is Serious, So Serious Can All Day, Can Go All Night Ja Chuki Hai Kaam Wali, Kaam Saare Chod Ke Jao Tum Bhi Hai Ye Binti Haath Dono Jod Ke O Ja Chuki Hai Kaam Wali, Kaam Saare Chod Ke Jao Tum Bhi Hai Ye Binti Haath Dono Jod Ke Kab Jaoge O Kab Jaoge, Kab Jaoge O Kab Jaoge Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge Tum Kab Jaoge It' s About Time You Leave And You Disagree With Me But I Can Tell To Look Around And Face Him It Makes Me So Mad, So Sad When You Coming Around Looking Like That You Got Enough To Tell Me Its Gonna Be OK Tell Me If You Don' t Have A Job What You' ll Say Take It To The Round Doing Nothing All Day Pick Up Your Bags And Get Up Out Of My Way Leave Me Alone Leave My Home Just Thanks To The Way Coz I' m Done Im About To Lose My Mind Im About To Lose My Time On You And That Ain' t Fine Aazma Na Sabar Mera Har Jaga Na Dekhal Chor Keh Ke Main Kahin Karna Dootey Tera Katal Oo Aazma Na Sabar Mera Har Jaga Na Dekhal Chor Keh Ke Main Kahin Karna Dootey Tera Katal When Will You Go, O Please Let Me Know When Will You Go, O Do Let Me Know Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge (No Way) (Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki Na Jaane Tum Kab Jaoge) – 2 Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge

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Dhinka chika Complete Song....

Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [MALE] Barah maheenay mein, barah tareekay se, tujhko pyaar jataunga re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [MALE] Barah minute bhi lagta hai ab na, tere bin reh paunga re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [MALE] Haye January mein jab aayegi winter On kar lenge chaahat ka heater February jitni chhoti rajaai Jisme khelein hum chhupan chhupayi [FEMALE] March hoga romantic mahina Woh karenge jo kiya kabhi na April mein jo hum mil na paaye Hoga kya kuch nikalo upaaye [MALE] Ik tujhse chatting main karne ki khaatir, internet lagwaunga re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [MALE] Garmi aayegi phir jab Mayi mein Poolside mein party karenge June mein lenge lamba vacation Hum chalenge kisi hill station [FEMALE] Haan July mein saavan jo barse Tujhse yeh mann lipatne ko tarse Aish poori August karenge Aisa kuch bandobast karenge [MALE] London le jaaunga, Paris ghumaunga World tour karwaunga re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [MALE] Mujhko lagta hai yaara September Ik ho jaayega aana tere ghar Phir October aaye toh suraj Doobta dekhenge ?rakh kaande pazer [FEMALE] Jab tak aayega very November Kar chuka hoga dil tu surrender Baat pakki ho baaranh(12) December Dil se iss dil ka thappa laga kar [MALE] Na ghaadi hogi, na ghodi hogi Paydal hi baarat launga re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [FEMALE] Barah maheenay mein, baranh tareekay se, tujhko pyaar jataungi re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye [MALE] Barah minute bhi lagta hai ab na, tere bin reh paunga re [CHORUS] Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye Dhinka chika – (4) aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye

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Twelve Good Thoughts

welve Good Thoughts

  

1. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.

2. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out that you still care for that person.

3. When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

4. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

5. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

6. There are things you'd love to hear that you would never hear from the person who you would like to hear from, but don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from their heart.

7. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, in the end it fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

8. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

9. A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.

12. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches..

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Interview by Friends ~!~Joke

Interview by Friends:

Q> GF hai ?
A> Nahin
: Saala gay
If haan hai tharki sala.

Q> kal colg ayega?
A> Haan
: Padhaku ki aulad.
If nahi saale kabhi to padh liya kar.

Q> Ice cream khilaega?
A> Of course yaar.
: Baap ka paisa hai saale k pass.
If nahi bhikari saala.

Q> Dosti nibhaega ?
A> Haan
: Senti saala devdas
If nahi saala dhokebaaj

They never talk in simple and straight words :D :D

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A secretary complained about her boss.....

<>_<>A secretary complained about her boss.....<>_<>

She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office,  I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position,  followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,  which is most uncomfortable.  Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.


Many a times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET) and sometimes as an ALTERNATIVE he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and he LOGS IN....

This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM....

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if you catch me ..<>_<>

 <>_<>if you catch me ..<>_<>

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

 The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair  of Nike running shoes and  a sign around her neck. She introduces
 herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

 The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

 Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up.


 The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.

 He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
 nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

 Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

 So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

 Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised.

 He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely, " he replies, "I haven't felt
 this good in years."

 The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine." He lost 33 kilos that week. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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<>_<>still, no answer<>_<>

<>_<>still, no answer<>_<>

 I gave my first love my heart

Only for it to be crushed
With no answers:.
Every single moment that passed
Went through my mind
Over, and over
Memories of love, passion, lust
Confusion, stubbornness, and heartache
Thinking "What went wrong?"
Still:.
No answers:
Trying to get the fire back
I tried:.
Not knowing that he had
Forgot the past in so little time
But me:
Still clinging to what it was
What "we" used to mean:
Didn't let go so easily
Tears shed
Voices shouting
A kiss shared
Still:
No answers:
When I think back at what happened
I still wonder
"What went wrong?"
I still imagine that boy and that girl

Thinking, planning, wondering
I still can see those passionate kisses
Them each saying "I love you"
And truly mean it
And both thinking,
"I am completely in love with this person"
Still,
No explanations to change of heart
Still,
No closure to what a simple sentence
Changed both of their lives
Still:.
No answers:. 

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Joke: Six Inches

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on.

"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"

"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.

Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"

"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head !"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"

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*If you love someone,

*If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

But reent studies shows it varies from person to person according to the hormones

THE NEW VERSIONS  R.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back,

continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful

If you love someone,

Set her free ...

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat .....

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love( m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set her free.

MBA :

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market ....

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Tum jahan pe beth k jati ho, Jis cheez ko hath lagati ho,

Tum jahan pe beth k jati ho, Jis cheez ko hath lagati ho,

Main wahin pe betha rehta hun Uss cheez ko chhuta rehta hun,

Main aesi muhabbat karta hun, Tum kesi muhabbat karti ho...

Tum jis se hans kar milti ho, Main us ko dost banata hun,

Tum jis rastay pe chalti ho Main us se aata jata hun

Main aesi muhabbat karta hun, Tum kesi muhabbat karti ho...

Tum jin ko dekhti rehti ho, Wo khuwab sirhanay rakhta hun,

Tum se milnay julnay k, Kitnay hi bahanay rakhta hun,

Main aesi muhabbat karta hun, Tum kesi muhabbat karti ho...

Kuch khuwab saja kar aankhon mein, Palkon se moti chunta hun

Koi lams agar chhu jaey to, Main pehron us ko sochta hun,

Main aesi muhabbat karta hun, Tum kesi muhabbat karti ho...

Jin logon mein tum rehti ho, Tum jin se baatien karti ho,

Jo tum ko acchay lagtay hain, Wo hi mujh ko acchay lagtay hain

Main aesi muhabbat karta hun, Tum kesi muhabbat karti ho...

Har mokay par har manzar mein, Main sath tumharay rehta hun,

Main chashm e tasavvur mein aksar, Bus tum ko sochta rehta hun

Main aesi muhabbat karta hun, Tum kesi muhabbat karti ho...

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The best description of globalization

*The best description of globalization !*
Question:
What is  Globalization?

Answer:
The Death of Princess Diana.

Question:
How?

Answer:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a car accident in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian, drunk on Scottish whiskey, which was followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles. The princess was treated by a Canadian doctor who used drugs Americans. This is sent to you by an Australian, using American technology (Bill Gates) and you're probably reading this on a computer, that use chips made inTaiwan and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Pakistanies, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian fishermen, repackaged by Mexicans, and finally sold to you by the Chinese, through a connection in Lahore

* This is Globalization!

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Laugh a little

Laugh a little

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone
"Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No", replied the trainee.

"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!", shouted the other person.

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know whom YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

"No", replied the CEO angrily.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

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Ek admi ne Budiya k paas

Ek admi ne Budiya k paas
bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye ama bomb ,
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.. Woh sharma kar boli: Chal
hat woh tou mai ab bomb
ban gayi hn jawani mai tou
pataka thi pataka :p =))

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" MSG 4 ADULTS "

" MSG 4 ADULTS "

ONLY WHO ARE 18 + CAN READ THIS MSG....

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ALLAH K WAASTE IS DAFA ELECTION MEIN VOTE KISI INSAAN KE BACHAY KO DENA

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sms

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

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