February 21, 2013

Boss ne santa ko office me bulaya aur kaha: "santa muth maro"

Boss ne santa ko office me bulaya aur kaha: "santa muth maro"
santa muth marta hai.

Boss: "aur ek bar maro"
santa phir marta hai.

Boss: "aur maro"
santa aur marta hai.

Boss: "aur muth maro"

Santa: "sir 3 bar muth mar di ab stamina khatam ho gaya. ab me kuch nahi kar sakta."

Boss: "Ok ye lo meri car ki chabi aur meri bibi ko ghar chod kar aa jao"

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bevi ko maky gay 10 din guzr gay to husband ny phone kiya k janu ab aa jao aap ki lany ko bohat dil kr rha hy.bevi boli abi 10 din or rhun gi itna dil kr rha hy to aap aa jao.husband bola ok aaj rat ko aaoun ga.bevi boli 1 shrt py doun gi sath fish zroor lana.husband bola ok don.husband jab raat ko gya to drwazy py us ki saas khri thi us ny fish pkr li or boli mary 1 swal ka jwab do or fish ly jao ager glat diya to fish nhi mily gi.wo bola poucho.? Saas boli PHUDI aagy hoti hy k pechy.wo bola zahir hy aagy hoti hy.saas ny apna moun dousri trf kr k nechy juhk gai or boli tum ny glat khha dykho phudi to pechy hy.bechary husband ko fish k bgyar jana pra.jab bevi ny pucha k fish kiun nhi laay to bola k shop bnd thi bevi boli baag jao myri phudi b bnd hy.husband ko wapis aana pra.agly din wi phir fish ly k chla gya or phir saas ny fish pkr k wohi swaal puch to husband ny soch k jwab diya k phudi pechy hoti hy.saas ny agy sy slwar utar k dikai k yay to agy hy tum phir haar gay. Husband ko phir fish k bgyr jana pra.bevi boli aaj phir fish nhi laay.husband gusy sy bola.TYRI MAA KI PHUDI 1 JGA TIKY GI TO FISH LAUO GA..............

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