Very funny jokes.... you can send this through SMS as well

Beti - Maa Gaon Me Bolywood Wale Aaye Hai. . . Maa - Andar Aaja Inki Niyat BahutKhrab Hoti Hai. Beti - Maa Imran Hashmi Bhi Aaya Hai . . . Maa - Fir To DADI aur BAKRI Ko b ANDAR LE AA :P Santa went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. . Bill :"I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me." . He takes him to a forest.. . Bill:"Dig the ground." . Santa did it. . Bill:"More….More…More…" Santa went upto 100 Feet.. .Bill:"So now, try to search something." . Santa:"I got a Wire." . Bill:You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones... . Santa became frustrated.He invited Bill to India.Next year Bill was in India.... .Santa:"I want 2 show u our advancement." . The same,he takes Bill 2 a forest. Santa:"Dig it." . Bill does. . Santa:"More.More.More. "Bill goes upto almost 400 feet. . Santa:"Try 2 find something. Bill tries." . Santa:"Did you get anything?" . Bill:"No, there is nothing here." . Santa :"you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS!!" Bill Gates Shocks...Santa ROCKS....:)