Santa Major say shart jeet gia.... joke

Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh. Ek Din Vo Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Santa: "Sir Ye Meri Aakhri Shart Hai, Aur Vo Mein Aapke Sath Lagana Chahta Hun." Major Khushi Khusi Raaji Ho Gaya, Aur Bola: "Bolo Kya Shart Hai?" Santa: "Apko Bawaseer Hai" Major: "Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai" Santa: "Main Ungli Dal Ke Check Karunga" Major Khush Ho Gaya Aur Dono Mein 5 Hazar Ki Shart Lag Gai. Santa Ne Major Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Dal Di Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Awaje Aane Lagi Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha: "Kya Hua?" Staff: "Isne Humse 50,000 Ki Shart Lagayi Thi Ki Major Ki Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga !"