March 26, 2012

Moral of d story: Hamesha apni niyat Pappu........

Monday, March 26, 2012 Unknown No comments

Girl- Vo kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai.
Pappu- Legs.
Girl- Vo kya hai jo tumhari pant me hai meri salwar me nahi?
Pappu- Pocket.
Girl- Vo kya hai jo log din me lene k bajaye raat ko bistar pe lete hai?
Pappu- Neend.
Girl- Vo kya hai jo ladki pehli baar karwate hue dard se chikhti hai?
Pappu- Kaan me chhed.
Girl- Tumhari mummy or papa ne aisa kya kiya k tum paida hue.
Pappu- Shaadi.

Moral of d story:
Hamesha apni niyat Pappu jaisi saaf rakho.

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