Joke: A girl was crying bitterly!

A girl was crying bitterly!
Mom: wht happnd dear?http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_internet_love_making_stories/
Daughter: mom do i luk like a wicked witch?
Mom: no!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_internet_love_making_stories/
D: r my eyes big as toad?
... .Mom: no!
D: is my nose flat?
Mom: no baby!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_internet_love_making_stories/
D: am i fat like a bulldog?
Mom: u hve a fine physiqe,u r my barbie doll!
D: then why people tell me that u luk like ur mom??